Well baste my tuft and smear me in condiments! If it isn’t another MOFO live music event for October.
The good people of Cairns must be dancing in the streets, and committing parking offences in the dance halls in light of this merry news!
This time around the Mofo chaps are paying tribute to everyone’s favourite bloating, decayed corpse. Yes that’s the one – Wes is craven some spooky delights and who are we to slap away his gently melting hand?
Hence, the culture curators of cult cockheadery have slapped together a delicious live music event at the always hospital German Club.
The hills may have eyes, but the bar definitely has beer!
Live Bands:
Su Animus (indie / acoustic / metal)
Swamp donkey (indiana jones and the genre of grunge)
Tropic Roots (irregular reggae with a hip-hop replacement operation)
Jobstopper (say ‘ello to my little saxophone!)
Eric Broadway (to be determined, bring binoculars)
Meat Bikini (beef jerky connoisseurs and dirgy brown note punkers)
Criimes (death grips meets doogie howser)
and DJ Paul Rudd (just ignore him and he’ll go away)
PRIZES?? Did someone say prizes?? No seriously, did someone say prizes, I can hear a voice. What’s that , knives. No, why would I? But… I can’t…. I… No… that’s wrong. I won’t do it… I can’t….. .. ……….. . . …
Umm….. … where… ….. oh right – Prizes??? Did someone say prizes?
Well, make sure you dress up all scary and creepy and weird and silly-like. Because a secret panel of judges will rank you on mental competence, calisthenic skills, knowledge of white Australian history, and most importantly – who has the dopest costume!
Dopest costume king or queen winner will be presented with a super awesome prize bag full of stuff!
My only advice is to floss regularly.
Actually, I have a second piece of advice also – GET IN EARLY AS THE BANDS ARE KICKING OFF STRAIGHT FROM THE GET GO AND THERE’S GONNA BE SOME HAUNTED-ASS DANCEFLOOR SHUFFLING!
licensed bar / all ages
(Bring ID if you want to scoop alky-mahol into your gob)
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